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queerpong:

i looked to see who had my name as their twitter name

i looked to see who had my name as their twitter name

do u think teachers secretly look up their students on facebook

so, this weird ass bald kid in a fake muscle shirt was invited into my house by my idiot roommate. he’s always inviting freaks in the house.

the second this kid walked in and saw my houseplant he started to sob hysterically. well fuck you too, kid. let’s see YOU decorate a room.

mpregbert:

what if your keyboard screamed when you typed

aeola:

how to create an ugly child a book by my parents

eisnekcam:

Where are you going that it’s normal to be carrying a loaf of bread

bakuraryou:

uwu:

MAYBE IF I WISH HARD ENOUGH, ILL HAVE A BUNCH OF ANIME FIGURINES